a vampire visits their human friend and stands at the doorway rather than just walk in
"you have to invite me in"
the human just gives them a curious and amused look
"that thing about vampires only being able to come inside places if they’re invited is true?"
the vampire just gives them a weird look
"no i’m just polite and would prefer being asked in"
Awesome tattoo artist, Sasha Unisex.
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
AIR FORCE HUA