i must admit i looked hella cute today
Porcelain soda cans
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
I met a nice cat on the way home
He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
This. Is. Hilarious.